Jonathan Creek cracks

Alan Davies - it's Alan and don't dare call me Jonathan or I'll bite your ear off - has replaced the conventional journalistic soundbite with a more dramatic ear bite according to reports in the Mirror and other media.

After either too little to eat or too much to drink at the Groucho Club Davies took exception to a homeless person's banter and decided to sink his teeth into his ear. The pictures were captured on cctv and posted on the Mirror's website So far Davies has not been charged with assault.

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