Judge flings flying sausage case out of court

Surreal scenes at Chelmsford Crown Court as judge declares: “The case is stale, if not the sausage.” The Telegraph scores the best legal news story of the day with its report about an assault case involving a flying sausage!

In dismissing the case of the rogue sausage he observed that if he entertained the case it could among other things damage the dignity of the court. The sausage it would seem has not been on the scene of the alleged crime from the outset but only later put in an appearance! - priceless.

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